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6/10
Ricky is distracted by his loneliness to hunt for sex when all he needs is love.
Toadinthehole15 January 2010
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When young twinky Ricky is left alone with the goldfish to housesit and spend Xmas on his own he finds it dreadfully lonely.

As Xmas day looms with all the dread and loneliness that Xmas day can bring, Ricky sitting alone staring at the Xmas tree feels abandoned, rejected and miserable and he has every reason.

Distracted by his loneliness and wretchedness he gets into online dating, cruising and other ways to fill the void, but he's not actually very good at it. The boy is far more of a romantic, simple at heart than just a slut and so he's playing with fire trying to be one. How long will it last? Do we care? I did to a point.

This is a film which attempts to use the fairy lights of Xmas to explore gay self worth, loneliness and self destruction, how well it succeeds is debatable.

Xmas and family are of course supposed to go hand in hand so using this lonely Xmas theme is familiar. I enjoyed most of it once I had accepted it as a good idea - sweet lonely boy goes all slutty and crazy over Xmas at odds with himself- but I needed to suspend disbelief in order to fully accept Ricky was real rather than an idea, a composite character.

Overall it has some good moments especially when Ricky goes home with an older gay man and ends up insulting him. I found that scene oddly tense and distracting, but nothing to do with the character Ricky before that scene or afterwards. He obviously was distracted, but so was the script.

See it for yourself and judge. It did make me think afterwards, but mainly about the style rather than the content.
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5/10
Lonely Heart, Looking For Love
bkoganbing5 July 2016
Playing the title role of The Houseboy is Nick May who is boyishly appealing. Because of that you can see the attraction he holds for partners Tom Merlino and Brian Patacca.

Whenever these two want a threesome over comes May. But May overhears Patacca before he and Merlino leave for a Christmas holiday vacation that he's getting bored and wants a new toy for Christmas. That jolts May who sees a well ordered world that depends on his boyish charm for survival. He resolves to kill himself on Christmas. But not before a round of hookups with mostly losers.

The Houseboy is a nice tale of young gay men who are totally dependent on looks a charm to get by. If May's not just outright doing sex on a cash and carry basis he's one step from it. But he's a sensitive kid who like so many gay people is alienated from his family because of his sexual orientation. Just a little love and acceptance is all he wants and needs. Like so many out there, May's a universal figure.

The Houseboy isn't the greatest from a technical aspect, but young Nick May is most charming and this film should be seen for him.
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1/10
Genuinely Bad
Franco-LA18 July 2009
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It's surprising that anyone would think this is typical of a gay person's lifestyle; everything in the movie does happen -- some gay men are very aimless, spend a lot of time on line and look for casual pleasure, usually sexual, and some gay guys also abuse drugs. It can even be prevalent but it's not typical.

Probably the most realistic of the interludes was the one where the older gentlemen picks up the titular "House Boy," likely thinking he's homeless on a cold winter night, takes him home and offers him coffee in lieu of the hot chocolate Ricky (the HB) desires, and when Ricky goes to repay with oral sex (because, after all, that's all that a 21 year old aimless, depressed suicidal gay boy can offer in return), the older man reveals that he is HIV+ positive, which -- all of sudden -- makes Ricky want to dash out and away from this older, friendly face, even being rude in doing so with an offhand remark. This does happen, every day.

However, it's typical of the film (such as filling the gay couple's apartment with "strays" to bludgeon the audience with the plot point that the HB himself is a stray), to get its points mixed up, to confuse them with plot and character development and to use them to not only take an easy way out. Or the "hate the sin, love the sinner" phone call, with a sister who sounds old enough to be the protagonist mother's. The film is full of these elements to, once again, to hit the audience over the head with, such as the kitten at the end of the movie to mirror what Simon would find if Ricky did, indeed kill themselves, the entire seasonal aspect of the movie is just one easy, short-hand cop out by a filmmaker who lacks the true talent to make a genuinely touching movie.

This is just a bad movie with little rationale, poor dialogue, bad acting, an uninteresting, unimaginative plot and simplistic, narrative devices.

It makes no sense, for example, for Ricky to willingly do lines of one kind of drug but refuse to smoke an equally potent and harmful other kind of drug, at a later date, to be willing to let the Christmas tree die, to not take care of the pets as requested. Or to be willing to let an obvious user personality, invite guys over for his own pleasure, bringing excessive guys over, even when Ricky earlier on said "no more than one extra guy" and not care about feeding the turtle, and more importantly go on and on about committing suicide and not be willing, in this day and age, to do what countless of men who hook up for casual sex do, which is go down another guy. The scene where one of the guys on drugs chats with the HB about death and asks him Ricky to perform an unsafe sex act to completion with him and Ricky says no, makes little sense when the filmmakers are implying in the H**g2727 on line chat that he can't use a condom because none are big enough for him (thus suggesting they would have sex without condoms) and then moving to a scene of the same guy having anal sex with Ricky to completion. Finally, if he wants to die, one can see that he would think HIV would take too long, but if he would be dead within a few days, there isn't much rationality in the character's thought process to refuse unsafe sex or drugs -- for what? A prettier corpse?

Except for the drug fueled orgy, the guys he scores on his own are also way out of his league. They are not only older, better looking, better built, but appear far more functional; given the choice, there's no reasonable reason for them to have paired up with Ricky. Other than to get some gratuitous, unnecessary nudity. And like the nudity, the movie itself is pointless and arbitrary, just like the tacked on hot chocolate happy ending.

While not specifically about drug use and gay men, Half Nelson is a better movie about that, and for a movie that wants to explore intimacy and loneliness among gay men, and what extent they may go to find what they need, Circuit, as just one example, is far better.
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1/10
Pointless film with a few naked guys in it
JohnstoneBrian28 August 2008
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A completely pointless movie, about a guy having one meaningless sexual encounter after another. At the end of each trick, he announces that he's going to commit suicide on Christmas Eve.

I left the theater thinking, "Wow, what was the point of that?" There was no character development, and no plot. A few of the scenes were strange, but none of them were interesting. The only selling point seems to be a parade of naked guys that the main character has sex with. But really, if I wanted that, I would just rent porn.

Hasn't gay cinema developed beyond this point by now? Putting a few hot naked guys in a film is not enough.

I saw this at Outfest, so I can't comment on the DVD features.
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1/10
Pointless and Painful
breckstewart28 March 2019
I didn't really know what the expect and considering the fact that 3 actors are featured on the poster I was sort of hoping for a love triangle with some psychology dealing with if and how a relationship could function as a threesome. But to my dismay, Nick May as the houseboy Ricky and the older couple Brian Patacca (DJ) with Tom Merlino (Simon) have one scene together (the best one sadly enough) then they both leave and the story goes flat. Actually I should specify that story is too strong a word because the number one problem with this production is that there is no plot.

All we see is Ricky brooding and inviting guys over for random sex during the Holidays with explicit sexual scenes and drug use, one after the other without purpose other than relieving boredom which I suspect is now spreading to the audience. I kept on watching, hoping that somehow this would amount to something deeper or at least more interesting but to no avail. A movie without a strong story is like a house without a foundation, it can not stand strong and will sooner or later start to collapse under its own weight.

If the acting had been interesting or the cinematography original maybe I could have latched on to something but all I felt was a sense of dread as I realized that this is all we get. Nick May as Ricky is not a good actor or even a decent one and I always felt like he was trying to not embarrass himself too much, lost in a ridiculous semi-porn movie (which is what this boils down to really...) with weird and uncomfortable sex scenes not even good enough to sustain our interest.

By the end, I only felt relief that this excruciating journey was over and I can not in good conscience recommend it to anyone unless they are prepared to not expect anything more than a sex flick with some bits of dialogue thrown in as we get to look at Ricky's face ad nauseam as he tries to keep our interest from disintegrating. But unfortunately, he doesn't succeed and I for one can't wait to forget this dreadful and inept flick. 1 star is all I could give to this awful experience.
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10/10
A movie that leaves u thinking afterwords
roguespectral4 August 2008
Very interesting movie it hits on various points on cute houseboy Ricky (Nick May) played his character quite well. There is nudity in this film as well as drug use going on and the cast of characters entering and departing from his moment in the movie is typical of what u would find in any gay persons life. Make sure u watch the deleted scenes there's more fo the story there. You must watch it after the movie it will tell u a very crucial piece of info of the end of the movie wont tell u. Movie should affect anyone at any age even though it covers the a week of a 21 yr old it touches on many things that happens to each of us gay. One thing bad about the DVD it had no subtitles option.
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