Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Window Dressed to Kill (2009)

Chi McBride: Emerson Cod

Quotes 

• Emerson Cod : Little Pee Wee bother to mention she told Papa #1 and Papa #2 that your man ain't your man, he's hers?

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : No, she didn't.

  Emerson Cod : Loanin' pie-boyfriend to your besty, who's in love with him, to pull the wool over fake-papas' peepers is the kinda idea that gives a bad idea the will to live.

• Emerson Cod : Ambulance sirens blaring and I've got my chasing shoes on.

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Are you sure you don't want to untie those apron strings and lace up those chasing laces?

  Ned : My apron is staying on, with its strings securely tied in a double figure-eight follow-through knot.

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : What about me?

  Emerson Cod : No conversation I ever wanna have begins with those three words.

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : I may not be Superman, but I'm smart and I'm helpful. I mean, maybe I could be your sidekick. I'd be the Alive-Again Avenger who came back from the dead to solve her own murder, and stayed back from the dead to bring justice to murder victims everywhere, with the help of a crusty unflappable streetwise gumshoe.

  Emerson Cod : That would make me the sidekick.

• Emerson Cod : How long you think she's been dead?

  Coroner : Oh, I'd say about 50 dollars.

• Ned : Who wants to be Superman? Not me. I say no to "Super", and yes to "Man". I'm Clark Kent.

  Emerson Cod : Well, that's just downright crap-tastic, Clark.

• Emerson Cod : A woman still in the holiday spirit, guzzles too many spirits, does a Gene Kelly round the rosy, slips, bonks her noggin, ends up in the fountain.