- Opening Announcer: In the barnyard justice system, there animals who make crimes and animals who prosecute them. Some of them have udders.
- Otis the Cow: I don't buy it. There's no way Freddy ate Peck. Come on, let's go solve the case of the apparently eaten rooster.
- Pig the Pig: I don't know, Otis. That's really going to cut into my mud-wallowing time.
- Otis the Cow: I'll bring snacks.
- Pig the Pig: I'm in!
- Otis the Cow: [calling to Peck and Freddy] Guys, where are you? Pig is going to eat your breakfast!
- Pig the Pig: Um, yeah, see.
- Otis the Cow: Pig ate your breakfast!
- Freddy the Ferret: [about eating Peck] What? That's sick. I'm deeply offended!
- [coughs up one of Peck's feathers]
- Pip the Mouse: Oh my gosh!
- Abby the Cow: Freddy, how could you?
- Pig: Hey, folks, Viewer Mail time again. Oh, here's one from Sally, age 14. 'Dear, Pig, aren't you interrupting the story at the most suspenseful part?' Well, the answer is yes, Sally. Yes, I am. Keep those cards and letters coming!
- Pig the Pig: Hey everybody! It's time to answer some of today's Viewer Mail. Here's one from Rico, age 11. 'Dear, Pig, today's show is about hypnosis. Is hypnosis real? What does it smell like? Am I hypnotized right now?' Well, Rico, the answer is, yes.
- [pulls out a sheet of paper]
- Pig the Pig: Here's how hypnosis works. A watch is swung in front of your eyeballs, causing them to become swirly. The swirliness then travels up the Pigreeus and into the brain where it's stored in the cooler, 'til it's cold. So tiny hypnosis monkeys are released into the ganglia. And Bingo! You my friend are hypnotized. I will now eat my pointer.