- Kermit the Frog: It's another instant evergreen from the pen of Don Music.
- [He frowns and shakes his head]
- Don Music: There you go! Treat and street do rhyme!
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, yeah, yeah, but, uh, you see, you don't, you don't, uh, row a boat down the street.
- [Don gasps]
- Kermit the Frog: You see, there's no water, there's no water in the street, so there's...
- [Don wails and again slams his head on the piano keys]
- Kermit the Frog: Don, Don.
- Don Music: Of course you don't row a boat down the street.
- [He lets out a sob]
- Kermit the Frog: Are you okay there?
- [Don looks up at Kermit]
- Don Music: I'll be- I'll be alright, it's just, I...
- Kermit the Frog: It's kinda hard on the head when you do that.