- Andrea Smithson: Brian, that first day that I met you at church, you sat and talked with me for hours about faith and solace.
- Rev. Brian Darling: Yeah, so what about it.
- Andrea Smithson: So *you* are the one who taught me to bring my problems in life to God. Have you thought about doing that?
- Mr. Mitchell: Is it true you forced Brian Jr. to lie to your wife and pretend he was a Swedish orphan whose parents died in a car accident?
- Rev. Brian Darling: No.
- Mr. Mitchell: No?
- Rev. Brian Darling: It was a bullet train accident, not a car. Get your facts straight.
- Brian Darling: [to Andrea] I'll give you one million dollars to get up and walk out of here right now.
- Mr. Mitchell: Excuse me?
- Nick George: Hey, that's not what we're here to do, Brian. Let me finish.
- Brian Darling: Two million.
- Andrea Smithson: Are you trying to *buy* my son?
- Brian Darling: I'm trying to buy *our* son.
- Nick George: Nobody is buying anybody.
- Mr. Mitchell: This is ridiculous. We're leaving.
- Brian Darling: Three million! We both know it's all about the money with you anyway.
- Andrea Smithson: Now I remember why it didn't work with us. You are not a human being.