Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Caruso (2007)

Marcel Lam: Bernard Yao

Quotes 

• Bernard Yao : [to Chris]  What do you want?

  Chris : I have a problem and I need your help.

  Bernard Yao : I got my own problems.

  Chris : I guarantee you they cannot be worse than mine.

  Bernard Yao : I'm failing math. I got work to do. I don't have time for this.

  Chris : Wait, you're not good at math?

  Bernard Yao : What, just because I'm Asian, I have to be good in math? You're black, can you moonwalk?

  Chris : I didn't mean it like that. And, no, I can't moonwalk.

  Bernard Yao : So, I can't use chopsticks.

  Chris : I don't like watermelon.

  Bernard Yao : I can't make a swan out of paper.

  Chris : I don't have sickle cell anemia.

  Bernard Yao : I don't own a dry cleaners.

  Narrator : I bet you like rice.

• Chris : [to Yao]  Thank you.

  Bernard Yao : Thanks, nothing. You got what you wanted. I let Caruso beat me and now I get what I want. Either I pass my math class or it's your ass.