- David Spade: A new report shows that Alexa, Siri and Google Assistant can be hacked with lasers.
- [disdainful]
- David Spade: Lasers! What's wrong with a good old mouse and keyboard? That's how Sinatra used to hack! Kids today with the lasers and the pocketporn!
- Jessica Kirson: [about Chris Brown's yardsale] I can just see my Jewish grandmother like bringing friends there, like: 'I heard he's a wrapper, he must have some tissues and boxes and some nice ribbons and, eh, handcreams...