Gossip Girl (TV Series)

All About My Brother (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : Blair...

  [Serena just entered Blair's house] 

  Blair Waldorf : Serena, what are you doing here? It's late.

  [Serena starts to cry] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh my God, what happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I can't.

  Blair Waldorf : Of course you can.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, no, B. This is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.

  Blair Waldorf : I'm not anyone, I'm me. You can tell me anything.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, I can't because then that would make you a part of it and you can't be a part of this.

  Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me.

  [Serena cries more] 

  Blair Waldorf : Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you is me. There's nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you. What is it?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I killed someone.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair]  It's a snub from one party, B. Plus, what's the big deal, anyway? You don't even like Asher.

  Blair Waldorf : I didn't like last season's Louis Vuitton patchwork bag either, but that doesn't mean I wanna see it all over town on Jenny Humphrey's arm.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Touche.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Dan]  What's wrong? You look stressed, even for you.

  Dan Humphrey : I'm still worried about Jenny.

  Blair Waldorf : You mean because she's self-obsessed, self-serving, self-centered, self...

  Dan Humphrey : No, no. I wish it was about her and herself, but it's more about... who she's with. I can't get through to her. I tried and she just completely blew me off. And she dissed my pants.

  Blair Waldorf : Maybe I underestimated her.

• Blair Waldorf : Dan Humphrey, just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You're dirty.

  Dan Humphrey : What are you talking about?

  Blair Waldorf : Cheating, drinking, drugs, it's all fair game, but outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did squeaky clean Humphrey ever come up with that?

  Dan Humphrey : I didn't come up with anything.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh my God. You know something. Spill it.

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.

  Blair Waldorf : So it's true. Who was he kissing?

  Dan Humphrey : I dunno I couldn't see, but what does that even matter?

  Blair Waldorf : Right now Gossip Girl's credibility is the same as tensing mortifies after a few martinis, but if I can prove that his simplicity is more than just a rumor, then they'll break up. That's what you want isn't it?

  Dan Humphrey : Well, yeah, I guess.

  Blair Waldorf : Asher's just using your sister as a cover. It's your brotherly duty to save her before becoming the next Katie Holmes.

  Dan Humphrey : And you're in this to help Jenny?

  Blair Waldorf : Motive is irrelevant as long as our in game is the same.

  Dan Humphrey : No, Blair this is not a game to me okay. I don't want her to get hurt.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, you should've thought that through before you told all of Manhattan that Jenny's a glorified hag.

  Dan Humphrey : You know what? You're on your own.

  Blair Waldorf : Suit yourself.

• Blair Waldorf : Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. Lucky for me, I may have to go out tonight after all.

• Asher Hornsby : [to Blair]  Whatever you found, it's not what it looks like.

  Blair Waldorf : It's always what it looks like. And judging from the texts and photos, it looks like a little more than friendship.

• Blair Waldorf : My, my, if it isn't little J risen from the ashes.

  Jenny Humphrey : I came to tell you in person. You win.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, sweetie, we just started to play.

  Jenny Humphrey : No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them, with all of it.

  Blair Waldorf : Just like that? You wave the white flag.

  Jenny Humphrey : I lied and I stole, and I lost the respect of my family. For what? So I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it and my answer is it's not.

  Blair Waldorf : I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.

  Jenny Humphrey : Well, you were right.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, you put up a good fight... for a freshman.

  Jenny Humphrey : Thanks.

  Blair Waldorf : Hope you don't expect a hug.

  Jenny Humphrey : I don't expect anything anymore.

• Blair Waldorf : All that's important to someone like Jenny right now, are the four G's - guys, girlfriends and Gossip Girl.

• Blair Waldorf : [to her posse, before gate-crashing Ashton's gig]  Watch and learn, ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you're not invited to.

• Blair Waldorf : [Jenny has surrendered]  Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman.

  Jenny Humphrey : Thanks.

  Blair Waldorf : Hope you don't expect a hug.

  Jenny Humphrey : I don't expect anything anymore.

• Asher Hornsby : [Blair pressed the send button on her phone]  What did you just do?

  Blair Waldorf : You'll see...