- Jason Stone: [Summoning his powers] Isaac Newton, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Doc Brown - I call upon your powers!
- Jackie Albright: You know Jason and I belong together. That's why you beat him up. It's because you know he's smarter than you. He actually has super powers... a bigger dick.
- Jackie Albright: It never occurred to me how sexy you are. I wanna hold your test tubes. I wanna lay on your periodic table.
- Jason Stone: Dr. Sam Beckett isn't gonna Quantum Leap into me. If I wanna make changes, I gotta make changes.