Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Tiffany on the Wild Side (1997)
Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy
Quotes
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Jack Malloy : Mr. Floppy, I've got a big problem.
Mr. Floppy : Oy.
Jack Malloy : Tiffany. She's going out with this biker guy and I need to know what you think a reasonably mature reaction would be.
Mr. Floppy : Kill him?
Jack Malloy : Kill him. I don't know. Murder. Something about it sounds wrong.
Mr. Floppy : But how about a crime so perfect that no one would ever know who did it?
Jack Malloy : The perfect crime; I'd be famous.
[which causes Mr. Floppy to stare solemnly at the viewer, for how can anybody be so idiotic?]