Quotes
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Someone grabbed him, vise-like, and *squeezed*.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Uh, yeah. That would've been me, Duck.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [pause. Ducky and McGee exchange looks] ... I'll go see how the others are doing.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [after Gibbs leaves NCIS] Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Director.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Any idea where he went?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Hazard a guess?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well he took his badge, and his gun. Maybe he's going to shoot someone.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [goes to Gibbs's desk and opens a drawer] Oh, boy!
[McGee holds up Gibbs's badge]
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Abby Sciuto : It's for my cellphone. So when Gibbs calls, his face will appear, and I'll know it's him. See?
[shows McGee the pic]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...Nice... print.
[Abby looks at the photo of her thumb and groans]
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Officer Ziva David : She knew.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Reads Gibbs like a book.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Short read. Not a lot of dialogue.
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Officer Ziva David : Sergeant Haas comes back from Iraq, and the first thing he does is try to move in with a girl he's dated twice. Why?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's a man.
Officer Ziva David : What does she have that he does not?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A bed?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A room?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A place for Haas to stay.
Officer Ziva David : He had a room at Quantico.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : So what does her apartment have that Quantico doesn't?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Privacy.
Officer Ziva David : No guardhouse.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No car searches.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [appearing beside them] A street address. Her apartment has a street address, which means mail delivery.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Distorted voice] This is ground control to Major McTom. This is ground control to Major Tom. Is anybody out there?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Starts circling round McGee] Oh. I'm just checking. You've been staring into space for the last hour. Even on the McGeeko scale that's cause for concern.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's been five minutes, not an hour and I'm not staring into space, I'm staring at the plasma.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Directed to Ziva while still circling McGee] Calling Gibbs?
Officer Ziva David : He did not pick up.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Worried about him?
Officer Ziva David : Are you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You be worried about him. I'll be tentatively troubled. Privately perturbed. Fleetingly flustered.
Officer Ziva David : Have you called him?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I would have to be deeply discombobulated to even *think* of calling him. Okay McTim, you win, what are you looking at?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : What do you see?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's an iceberg and we're headed right for it!