Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus (2007)

Emmy Clarke: Julie Teeger

Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : [during a traffic jam]  Oh, I hate Christmas...

  Julie Teeger : How can you not like Christmas?

  Adrian Monk : Well, you wouldn't like it either if you hated it as much as I did.

  Julie Teeger : But it's so joyful.

  Adrian Monk : Don't get me started on joy. When you're older you'll understand. Joy is a trick, a diversion. It doesn't last forever. It breaks your heart every time.

  [honks the horn and yells out the window] 

  Adrian Monk : DAMN JOY!