- Celia Hodes: I want to be part of the team, one of the cool kids! What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?
- Conrad Shepard: There ain't nothing for you to "do" but collect your rent every month.
- Celia Hodes: Oh, sure. Everyone gets to have fun except me. Well, fuck that shit! I am here to kick ass!
- Conrad Shepard: Who's ass?
- Celia Hodes: Whoever gets in my way! Come on, let me do something fun. Come on. Please? I'm on a real high, here, do not bring me down!
- Conrad Shepard: Okay, Gangster Barbie, I will figure something out.
- Celia Hodes: You'll see, I'm good. I'll be ready, I will not disappoint you, I'll be a great soldier!
- Conrad Shepard: I'm sure you will. Hold this?
- [Hands over pliers]
- Celia Hodes: [Playing with pliers] Helping Daddy, aren't I? Hahahahaha!