- Doug Wilson: Don't you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus freak. You know, your long skirt isn't long enough lady. I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles!
- [uproarious laughter from crowd]
- Ann Carilli: That's it!
- Citizens: Cankles! Cankles!
- Ann Carilli: That is it! That is it! This meeting is adjourned.
- Doug Wilson: Cankle bitch!
- [more outbursts from angry crowd]
- Man in crowd: Cankle bitch!
- Doug Wilson: Cankle bitch!
- Ann Carilli: How dare you?
- Councilman: Rude and vulgar.
- Doug Wilson: You too. Man cankles! Mankles!
- GPS: You have arrived at your destination, the route guidance is now finished.
- Celia Hodes: Thank you for guiding me to the fucking post-apocalypse.
- [drunk, dissheveled man looks into car window]
- Celia Hodes: Yes, wonderful. Richest country in the world. Glad to see you're taking advantage of the opportunities offered!