Kenny Everett: What an exciting night this is. You know what this is? You know it's the last show? And you know what that means, don't you? Next week the show you switch off won't be mine. Actually, next week at this time the B B of C are presenting a great new show for the kiddies entitled Tarzan and His Attitudes to the EEC as Told To David Attenborough in a Gay Bar in Munich. Sounds great to me. Well keep up the good work, David, and stop doing that to that ostrich, please.