The Machine (I) (2023)
Bert Kreischer: Bert
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Quotes
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Bert : Oh my God I'm inside him. He's so warm.
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Bert : Use this drug energy for good. Like Charlie Sheen.
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Bert : We should get a bunch of kid sized real-dolls on this set. I always wanted to see what being a pedophile felt like... never-mind I already do!
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Bert : Dad, give me some life advice some words of wisdom.
Albert Kreischer : Everybody's gotta die sometime.
Bert : That's it?