- [Zack's still hugging Maddie after her group hug]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Zack, everyone else let go twenty minutes ago. I'm warm now.
- Zack Martin: Okay, but just for the record, you're more than warm. You're hot.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Okay, that deserves another hug. Get over here.
- [she grabs him]
- Cody Martin: Do you really think that's going to make Maddie want to date you?
- Zack Martin: That and this mustache.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [returning from Antarctica; wearing a thick coat and still freezing cold] Hi g-g-g-guys. I'm b-b-b-b-b-back!
- Zack Martin: Maddie!
- [hugs her]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Zack! Don't let go of me!
- Zack Martin: I knew you'd miss me!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Well, I'm actually still defrosting from Antarctica...
- Cody Martin: Hi, Maddie...
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Cody! Hi!
- [includes him in the hug]
- Esteban: Maddie, you're back!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Esteban! Hug! Here! Now...
- Esteban: Oh, ok -
- [does so]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Arwin! Come join us!
- Arwin: Oh, I love group hugs, especially with other people!
- [joins them all]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [seeing an elderly guest walk by them] Hey, lady! I could really use the heat!
- [the old lady walks away, a bit startled by Maddie's statement]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: After her!
- [Zack, Cody, Arwin and Esteban attempt to go after the woman while still crowded around Maddie, who is going with them]
- Sandy Butteaux: We are going to carry someone using just two fingers each. You will be amazed at how easy tasks become, when you work together. So let's pick the smallest person here.
- [all focus on...]
- Sandy Butteaux: Millicent.
- Millicent: Oh, no. I don't want to be lifted up. I'm short. I like being close to the ground.
- Arwin: Come on, Millicent. There's no "I" in team.
- Millicent: There is in "injury."
- [Zack is creeped out by a rare insect owned by a convention of entomologists]
- Cody Martin: That happens to be a priceless Malaysian Millipede, mister.
- Zack Martin: Keep that thing away from me, or I'm gonna millipede in my pants.
- Nia: [Nia is annoyed about Millicent's reluctance to lift her up with two fingers in a team building exercise] Look, let's just get this over with.
- [showing two fingers to Millicent]
- Nia: We can either lift you up with *two* fingers;
- [clenching her fist about to punch Millicent]
- Nia: or I can knock you down with *five*!
- [smiling]
- Nia: Your choice!
- Millicent: [getting up in fear of Nia] Lift away!
- Patrick: [to Mr. Moseby, about Esteban] Mr. Moseby! I need my locker moved!
- [whining]
- Patrick: I'm sick of Esteban's chicken pecking at my personal property!
- [stomping his foot and pouts]
- Esteban: [to Patrick] It is Dudley's way of telling you he likes you! Obviously,
- [pointing his finger at Patrick]
- Esteban: Dudley's not a very good judge of character!
- [Patrick growls and almost bites his finger off]
- Sandy Butteaux: [to the Tipton hotel staff, during the team meeting] Co-workers are like family. You don't get to choose them.
- [Carey laughs loudly to herself]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [staring across the room at Nia] Well, in *some* cases, co-workers *are* family! Mr. Moseby gave my shift to his niece! Some might say it's nepotism!
- London Tipton: [correcting Maddie] You mean "niece-potism".
- Nia: [getting up from her chair] I'm about to give you a smack-potism!