"The Simpsons" Homer of Seville (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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  • Dr. Hibbert : I just need to make sure your vertebrae are properly aligned. This should take only a minute, and cost about a thousand dollars.

    Homer Simpson : [singing operatically]  D'oh!

    Marge Simpson : That doesn't sound like Homer's usual annoyed grunt.

    Dr. Hibbert : Hmm.

    Homer Simpson : [singing operatically as Hibbert pokes him in the stomach]  D'oh!

    [in a lower pitch as Hibbert does so again] 

    Homer Simpson : D'oh!

    Dr. Hibbert : Fascinating. When Homer's on his back, his stomach lodges perfectly under his diaphragm, giving him a powerful singing voice.

    Bart Simpson : Is that a real thing?

    Lisa Simpson : It is! Tenor Andrea Bocelli recorded an entire song on his back.

    Dr. Hibbert : You know, Homer, your singing could help alleviate patient suffering, and save us a fortune in Demerol.

  • Marge Simpson : I'm so tense. I can't enjoy Count Almaviva serenading the intended bride of Dr. Bartolo. I just can't.

    Lisa Simpson : I don't see anything suspicious. Except someone is loudly unwrapping their candy.

    Moe Szyslak : It ain't candy, it's a lamb chop wrapped in foil.

  • Bart Simpson : [after Homer's opera debut]  Dad, you were great!

    Lisa Simpson : And you contributed to our culture!

    Homer Simpson : Well, I didn't mean to.

    Lisa Simpson : No, no. It's a good thing.

    Homer Simpson : Oh, good. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father/daughter dance.

    Lisa Simpson : The dance isn't 'til next week.

    Homer Simpson : Sorry, Lisa. Can't change the future.

  • Homer Simpson : [finding a snake in his cereal, he whacks it against the fridge]  Ahh! Die, you stupid cobra! Die! Die!

    Lisa Simpson : Dad, I think someone's trying to kill you.

    Homer Simpson : Who could it be? A disgruntled former employee? Whoever it is, the cobra is their symbol.

  • Homer Simpson : Oh, Homer, you've got to try this roast beef au jus.

    Homer Simpson : [taking a bite]  Mmm! Au jus! Not quite gravy, not quite blood.

    Lisa Simpson : Look at the crowd around that table.

    Bart Simpson : It must be a make-your-own-sundae bar!

    Homer Simpson : [pushing past people]  Oh, I can't wait to taste that hot fudge and caramel and crushed nuts all slathered over a delicious... ELDERLY CORPSE?

    Lisa Simpson : [mortified]  We crashed a funeral!

    Marge Simpson : Oh, my god! Quick, everyone put on their long faces.

    [the family puts on expressions of sadness] 

    Marge Simpson : Longer!

  • Marge Simpson : [after Sunday mass]  Well, where should we go for brunch? Griddler on the Roof? Thank God It's Fried Eggs? Luftwaffles? Bodacious Frittatas? Buffet the Hunger Slayer?

    Homer Simpson : I wanna say one!

    Marge Simpson : Be my guest.

    Homer Simpson : Denny's.

    [dejected groan] 

    Homer Simpson : Oh...

    Bart Simpson : Every place has such a long line.

    Homer Simpson : Don't worry. We'll just go home. Your mother can cook.

    Lisa Simpson : I just want a simple salad with pine nuts, haricots verts, seasonal heirloom tomatoes...

    Marge Simpson : Forget it! One day a week, I should be able to put on nice clothes and have someone bring food to me.

    Bart Simpson : There's a place... with no line!

    Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo!

    Lisa Simpson : [seeing a catering van]  Bart, that's not a restaurant, it's somebody's house.

    Homer Simpson : Lisa's right, son. Your mom is way too classy to crash a private...

    Marge Simpson : [crawling through a window in the basement]  I'm not cooking!

  • Homer Simpson : Oh, man, that church service was so boring. I did a whole book of Find-A-Words.

    Lisa Simpson : Ugh, dad, all you circled were the "I"s and "A"s.

    Homer Simpson : Those are words.

  • Homer Simpson : Well, that's it. I'm retiring from the opera. It's just too popular. And I know something much more fun I can do on my back.

    [at the house, he paints a mural of the family on the ceiling of the family room] 

    Homer Simpson : Singing opera made me good at painting.

    Bart Simpson : Is that a real thing?

    Lisa Simpson : No.

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