The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer of Seville (2007)

Maya Rudolph: Julia

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Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Sir, thank you for saving us. Do you want to come in for some coffee?

  Julia : [taking off her helmet and shaking out her hair]  That's right, I'm a woman.

  Homer Simpson : A lady motorcycle driver? What is this, the Twilight Zone?

• Homer Simpson : So, did you see the show tonight? Remember the part where I forgot the words and I just sang "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's"? I'm hoping they send me a case.

  Julia : [unzipping her one-piece motorcycle suit]  Now listen, Homer. You can have me anytime you want me.

  Homer Simpson : [a little frightened]  Marge!

  Julia : But if you say one word to your wife, I'll tell her you attacked me.

  Marge Simpson : [in the kitchen]  What is it, sweetie?

  Homer Simpson : Um... everyone's wearing clothes in here.

  Marge Simpson : That's nice.

• Homer Simpson : Let me make something very clear: my heart belongs to Marge, and you can never, ever have it. This opera's over when the fat man sings.

  Julia : All right, Homer. I understand perfectly. You shall never be mine.

  Homer Simpson : That's good. You've calmly accepted that you will never have the only man you could ever love. Now, I think it would be best if you left.

  [she heads to the door] 

  Homer Simpson : Julia, wait!

  Julia : [hopeful]  Yes?

  Homer Simpson : Before you go, could you hire your own replacement?

  [whispering] 

  Homer Simpson : But make sure she's not crazy like you.

• Marge Simpson : I'm sorry you got hurt, but you learned an important lesson. No one comes between me and my Homie.

  Julia : [surly]  I'll get you for this, Marge, if it's the last thing I do.

  [brightly] 

  Julia : Oh, and I scheduled the cable guy to come on Wednesday between 10:00 and 2:00.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, but Wednesday's not good for me.

  Julia : I know, Marge. I know.

  [laughing evily]