The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer of Seville (2007)

Harry Shearer: Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Surgeon, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny Leonard, Ned Flanders

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• Dr. Hibbert : I just need to make sure your vertebrae are properly aligned. This should take only a minute, and cost about a thousand dollars.

  Homer Simpson : [singing operatically]  D'oh!

  Marge Simpson : That doesn't sound like Homer's usual annoyed grunt.

  Dr. Hibbert : Hmm.

  Homer Simpson : [singing operatically as Hibbert pokes him in the stomach]  D'oh!

  [in a lower pitch as Hibbert does so again] 

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

  Dr. Hibbert : Fascinating. When Homer's on his back, his stomach lodges perfectly under his diaphragm, giving him a powerful singing voice.

  Bart Simpson : Is that a real thing?

  Lisa Simpson : It is! Tenor Andrea Bocelli recorded an entire song on his back.

  Dr. Hibbert : You know, Homer, your singing could help alleviate patient suffering, and save us a fortune in Demerol.

• Dr. Hibbert : Homer, you have a mild back sprain. And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.

  Homer Simpson : Well, you're always telling me I should eat more dirt.

  Dr. Hibbert : Not dirt, vegetables!

  Homer Simpson : Which grow in what?

• Homer Simpson : [singing arpeggios to practice his voice]  D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, whoo-hoo. Stu, stu, stu, stu-pid Flanders.

  Ned Flanders : [poking his head in]  Why the crescendo, my dear old friend-o?

  Homer Simpson : [singing]  Get lost, you waste of a mustache.

  Ned Flanders : [leaving]  Okily-dokily.

• Montgomery Burns : Ah, nothing lifts my spirits like shopping.

  [walking through the hospital morgue] 

  Montgomery Burns : Let's see, I'll take his liver, a case of Adam's apples, that motorcycle man's moustache.

  Waylon Smithers : Oh, the money you've contributed to anti-helmet laws has really paid off, sir.

  Montgomery Burns : Well, young people are my future.

  [hearing Homer singing] 

  Montgomery Burns : That beautiful voice! It's making my heart race!

  Waylon Smithers : It's coming from down the hall.

  Montgomery Burns : To the Betty and Herbert Weinstein Pavilion!

• Reverend Lovejoy : This concludes our service. Go now in the peace of the Lord.

  Homer Simpson : So long, suckers!

  [ushering the family out] 

  Homer Simpson : Move it, move it, move it! Do you want to be second out of the parking lot? DO YOU?

  [Lisa trips] 

  Homer Simpson : Leave her!

  Marge Simpson : We left her last week, and she didn't make it home for dinner!

  Homer Simpson : [getting in the car and peeling out]  You'll never catch me, Lord!

• Montgomery Burns : The Springfield Opera House, of which I am founder, artistic director, and standing ovation starter, is producing "La Boheme". I want you to sing the lead.

  Homer Simpson : But I can only sing lying on my back.

  Montgomery Burns : Eh, we'll cover it with a re-write.