The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer of Seville (2007)

Hank Azaria: Carl Carlson, Chief Wiggum, Moe Szyslak, Man, Director

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Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : I'm so tense. I can't enjoy Count Almaviva serenading the intended bride of Dr. Bartolo. I just can't.

  Lisa Simpson : I don't see anything suspicious. Except someone is loudly unwrapping their candy.

  Moe Szyslak : It ain't candy, it's a lamb chop wrapped in foil.

• Homer Simpson : I just have one question. What is this movie about?

  Director : [face-palming]  For the last time, it's not a movie!

  Homer Simpson : Excuse me, "film".

• Bart Simpson : Hey, Mom, do all conductors carry poison blow-darts in their pocket?

  Marge Simpson : Well, Arthur Fiedler used to, but I'd better take a look.

  [recognizing Julia as the conductor] 

  Marge Simpson : Chief Wiggums! The maestro is the killer!

  Chief Wiggum : [putting on a Viking helmet backstage]  All right, I'm going in.

  [falling into the orchestra pit from the loud noise] 

  Chief Wiggum : [on top of a kettle drum]  Allegro! Allegro!

  [the musicians begin playing faster] 

  Chief Wiggum : I mean andante. Andante!

  [sighing as they slow down] 

  Chief Wiggum : Ah, yeah.

• Marge Simpson : Chief, I think we should cancel the performance.

  Chief Wiggum : No can do, Marge. My first duty is to the season-ticket holders. But don't worry, I've got the entire opera house on a complete lockdown. I got sharpshooters on the gargoyles, inflatable Homer decoys in the seats, and to take out the biggest threat of all, we're pre-crashing the chandelier.

• Woman : [the Simpsons accidentally crash a stranger's funeral]  My brother twisted his ankle setting up the chairs.

  Homer Simpson : [feigning sadness]  Will the tragedies that stalk this family never cease?

  Woman : Would you like to be a pallbearer?

  Homer Simpson : Of course.

  [cut to him helping carry the casket] 

  Homer Simpson : I thought she said "polar bear".

  Man : Please, sir, a little respect for the dead.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, yes, of course.

  [falling into an open grave] 

  Homer Simpson : Whoa! Oh, my back! It hurts, and not in a good way.