Adventureland (2009)

Ryan Reynolds: Mike Connell

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• Em Lewin : [crying]  I don't want to drink. Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week?

  Mike Connell : I know.

  Em Lewin : You know.

  Mike Connell : You want me to rat out James?

  Em Lewin : Right.

  Mike Connell : Can you sit down, please? Just for a second.

  [Em sits on couch] 

  Mike Connell : Look you want to end this?

  Em Lewin : Yes.

• Mike Connell : Are you crazy? You can't come here!

  Em Lewin : [crying]  I just can't do this anymore. I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know?

  Mike Connell : [panicking]  Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. I gotta... we'll find someplace to talk. I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay?

  Em Lewin : Okay.

  Mike Connell : Alright.

• Mike Connell : Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?

• Mike Connell : [watching Lisa P]  It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. Put that disco station on.

  Bobby : Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman so...

  Mike Connell : Huh?

  Bobby : Hmm?

• James Brennan : Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed.

  Mike Connell : Don't believe everything you hear.

  James Brennan : Okay.

  Mike Connell : I'll tell you about it sometime.

  James Brennan : So, where does your band play?

  Mike Connell : Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. I'm starting a new band out in L.A.

  James Brennan : Los Angeles?

  Mike Connell : Yeah, it's going to be cool. Going this winter.

  James Brennan : [kid pukes near James]  Jesus! Nasty.

  Mike Connell : You'll get better at avoiding that.