Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees (2007)

Gregory Wagrowski: Mr. Morrissy

Quotes 

• [while they are investigating Dewey Jordan's apartment, Natalie frets about Julie's new relationship] 

  Natalie Teeger : Oh, God, Mitch, I miss you...

  [she stands up with sudden realization] 

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, would you talk to her?

  Adrian Monk : What?

  [Monk is standing on a chair and busy removing the cover to an air vent] 

  Natalie Teeger : Please? I don't know who else to ask! There's no man in her life!

  Adrian Monk : [looks around desperately]  What about him?

  [points at Mr. Morrisey, Dewey's landlord] 

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Morrisey?

  Adrian Monk : Kids respect landlords. I think it's the keys.

  [He finishes removing the vent screws with a screwdriver and moves the cover aside to find a handgun and ammunition stashed inside. He fits the screwdriver blade through the grip of the gun and pulls it out] 

  Mr. Morrissy : What is it?

  Adrian Monk : It's a .22 caliber. Why didn't he bring this gun?

  Mr. Morrissy : So he had another gun.

  Adrian Monk : But there's... there's no ammo for a .38 caliber. It's all for this gun.

  [He puts the gun back. Natalie stands on another chair to be at Monk's height] 

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, please. Julie loves you, you know that. You're like family!

  Adrian Monk : Natalie, I can't, I-I just can't! Why don't you ask the Captain, or anybody else? When it comes to this particular issue, I am probably the least qualified person in North America...

  Natalie Teeger : That's what makes you perfect! You waited for Trudy, you were faithful, you respected her! You're a wonderful role model.

  Adrian Monk : Huh?

  Natalie Teeger : In this particular case!