Burn Notice (TV Series)

Wanted Man (2007)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• Sam Axe : [about selling stolen diamonds]  So who does that kind of thing around here?

  Barry : Only one guy in Miami, really, for something that big. But don't ask me for an introduction. The guy shorted me on some hot rocks a few months back, cost me a client. We had words.

  Sam Axe : Well, give me a name. Mike'll see to it that the guy loses a few clients of his own.

  Barry : The name's Cristo. Like Madonna? The whole one name thing?

  Sam Axe : Like Charo.

  Barry : Sting.

  Sam Axe : Fergie.

  Barry : Pelé.

  Sam Axe : Spiderman.

  Barry : Liberace.

  Sam Axe : ...Crap, I can't think of any more.

• Sam Axe : Mixing romance and work is a bad idea. I mean Veronica, just the other day, she asked me if bullets came in different sizes. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever heard?

• Michael Westen : You've been talking to Fi.

  Sam Axe : If by "talking" to Fi, you mean "listening" to Fi, yeah.

• Michael Westen : You're gonna take point on this deal.

  Sam Axe : [sighs heavily]  That means I gotta shave and put on a suit!

• Lawrence Henderson : Listen, can I - can I get you something to drink? Some twenty-year-old single-malt?

  Sam Axe : [clearly fighting it]  Thanks, but no. I'm... I'm not a drinker.

  [Sam gazes at the bottle in barely-concealed despair] 

• Michael Westen : We'll talk later. My Libyan just showed up.

  Sam Axe : Fine, but from now on, no cover IDs that involve turning down twenty-year-old Scotch!

• Sam Axe : [meeting Barry in the Carlito]  Hey, there he is. You work your magic?

  Barry : Magic was made. You've got something for me?

  [Sam hands over a diamond tennis bracelet] 

  Sam Axe : Mike wanted you to know that was compliments of Cristo.

  Barry : Ooh...

  Sam Axe : Kiko! Hit me, Bloody Mary.

  Barry : In that case, Lawrence has accounts with five banks in the Miami area. The only one that has a safe deposit operation is Dade Trust downtown.

  Sam Axe : Any good?

  Barry : You kidding? Best in Miami. If he's moving that brooch, he'll take it there.

  Sam Axe : [gets his drink]  Thank you. So what else can you tell me about Dade Trust?

  Barry : You buying lunch?

  Sam Axe : Hey, you're the money launderer, for Christ's sake, why do I gotta buy lunch?