- Squidward Tentacles: It's entirely too cold in here! You have to turn up the thermostat!
- Mr. Krabs: [Points to thermostat, which has a sticker reading 62 over the display] The thermostat stays at 62 degrees.
- Squidward Tentacles: There are icicles on the ceiling!
- Mr. Krabs: I don't care if Santy Claus and Jack Frost are having ice cream cones. Don't... Touch... The thermostat!
- Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob! Why is your underwear in the cash register?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I had to put it somewhere, and my underwear drawer is full of Krabby Patties, and the freezer is full with my snowflake collection, so I put all the change in the register in the pickle jar.
- Mr. Krabs: You can't hang your delicates in front of my customers' faces.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: The customers don't seem to mind.
- [a customer wipes his mouth with one of SpongeBob's undies]
- Mr. Krabs: Ugh, I have disgusting clientele.
- Mr. Krabs: Who put this sweet-smelling soap in all the restrooms?
- Squidward Tentacles: The same person who knitted these napkin holders and embroidered the menus.
- Mr. Krabs: There are two ways of getting on my bad side, boys: I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat.
- Squidward Tentacles: That is so selfish!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. Your yard is really fun. There are kids playing on it right now.
- Mr. Krabs: What? Hey, you kids! Get off my yard!
- Plankton: I don't get it! I turn the Krusty Krab into an ice cube, and he turns it into an ice rink! He's making more money than ever!
- Karen: That's because, unlike you, he's a good businessman.
- Plankton: Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings.
- Karen: I can't understand why you just don't steal a Krabby Patty in all the confusion?
- Plankton: I'll be right back.
- Karen: I don't know why I encourage him.
- Squidward Tentacles: If SpongeBob is living here, that means he's not living... next to me!
- [Lies down on ground making snow angels]
- Mr. Krabs: [Watching Squidward on the floor] Must be a full moon.
- Plankton: It's just business. Well, maybe it is a little personal. I'm touching your thermostat! I'm touching your thermostat!
- Squidward Tentacles: I'm gonna die of hypothermia.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hippo-whatia? What's that mean?
- Mr. Krabs: Means he's a big, fat, cry baby.
- Mr. Krabs: You lose again, Plankton.
- Plankton: I'm not giving up yet, Krabs. I've still got my secret weapon. The thermostat!
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] The thermostat!
- Plankton: That's right, Krabs. It was I who froze the Krusty Krab.
- [removes the sticker reading 62 from the thermostat display, revealing it to really be -15 degrees]
- Plankton: See?
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] You've gone too far, Plankton! You can pound me employees, try to destroy me restaurant, but nobody messes with me thermostat!
- Plankton: NO! How is this possible? I freeze his place solid and he turns it into an ice rink! He's making more money than ever!
- Karen: That's because, unlike you, he's a good businessman.
- Plankton: Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings.
- Karen: I don't understand why you don't just steal a Krabby Patty in all that confusion.
- Plankton: [realizes] I'll be right back.
- [walks off chuckling]
- Karen: I don't know why I encourage him.
- Squidward Tentacles: How cold does Krabs keep this place, anyway?
- [sees thermostat]
- Squidward Tentacles: 62 degrees? Oh, that cheapskate! I'm going to set it to a toasty 63.
- [sets it to 63; an alarm goes off]
- Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
- Mr. Krabs: [furiously bursts out of his office] Who touched me thermostat?
- [everyone points at Squidward]
- Squidward Tentacles: Oh, thanks a --
- [Mr. Krabs pulls him away]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You're welcome, Squidward.
- Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. Read this.
- Squidward Tentacles: [reading disclaimer] Do not touch thermostat ever.
- Mr. Krabs: [Sets it back to 62] Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat!
- Squidward Tentacles: That's totally selfish!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!
- Mr. Krabs: What?
- [sees just that]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, you kids get off of my lawn!