SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
New Digs/Krabs á la Mode (2007)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, SpongeBob's Dad, Narrator
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Quotes
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Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob! Why is your underwear in the cash register?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, I had to put it somewhere, and my underwear drawer is full of Krabby Patties, and the freezer is full with my snowflake collection, so I put all the change in the register in the pickle jar.
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Mr. Krabs : You can't hang your delicates in front of my customers' faces.
SpongeBob SquarePants : The customers don't seem to mind.
[a customer wipes his mouth with one of SpongeBob's undies]
Mr. Krabs : Ugh, I have disgusting clientele.
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Mr. Krabs : There are two ways of getting on my bad side, boys: I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat.
Squidward Tentacles : That is so selfish!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah. Your yard is really fun. There are kids playing on it right now.
Mr. Krabs : What? Hey, you kids! Get off my yard!
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Squidward Tentacles : I'm gonna die of hypothermia.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hippo-whatia? What's that mean?
Mr. Krabs : Means he's a big, fat, cry baby.
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Squidward Tentacles : How cold does Krabs keep this place, anyway?
[sees thermostat]
Squidward Tentacles : 62 degrees? Oh, that cheapskate! I'm going to set it to a toasty 63.
[sets it to 63; an alarm goes off]
Squidward Tentacles : Huh?
Mr. Krabs : [furiously bursts out of his office] Who touched me thermostat?
[everyone points at Squidward]
Squidward Tentacles : Oh, thanks a --
[Mr. Krabs pulls him away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : You're welcome, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs : Mr. Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. Read this.
Squidward Tentacles : [reading disclaimer] Do not touch thermostat ever.
Mr. Krabs : [Sets it back to 62] Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat!
Squidward Tentacles : That's totally selfish!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!
Mr. Krabs : What?
[sees just that]
Mr. Krabs : Hey, you kids get off of my lawn!
