SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
New Digs/Krabs á la Mode (2007)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Customer #2
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Quotes
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Squidward Tentacles : It's entirely too cold in here! You have to turn up the thermostat!
Mr. Krabs : [Points to thermostat, which has a sticker reading 62 over the display] The thermostat stays at 62 degrees.
Squidward Tentacles : There are icicles on the ceiling!
Mr. Krabs : I don't care if Santy Claus and Jack Frost are having ice cream cones. Don't... Touch... The thermostat!
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Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob! Why is your underwear in the cash register?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, I had to put it somewhere, and my underwear drawer is full of Krabby Patties, and the freezer is full with my snowflake collection, so I put all the change in the register in the pickle jar.
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Mr. Krabs : Who put this sweet-smelling soap in all the restrooms?
Squidward Tentacles : The same person who knitted these napkin holders and embroidered the menus.
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Mr. Krabs : There are two ways of getting on my bad side, boys: I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat.
Squidward Tentacles : That is so selfish!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah. Your yard is really fun. There are kids playing on it right now.
Mr. Krabs : What? Hey, you kids! Get off my yard!
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Squidward Tentacles : If SpongeBob is living here, that means he's not living... next to me!
[Lies down on ground making snow angels]
Mr. Krabs : [Watching Squidward on the floor] Must be a full moon.
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Squidward Tentacles : I'm gonna die of hypothermia.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hippo-whatia? What's that mean?
Mr. Krabs : Means he's a big, fat, cry baby.
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Squidward Tentacles : How cold does Krabs keep this place, anyway?
[sees thermostat]
Squidward Tentacles : 62 degrees? Oh, that cheapskate! I'm going to set it to a toasty 63.
[sets it to 63; an alarm goes off]
Squidward Tentacles : Huh?
Mr. Krabs : [furiously bursts out of his office] Who touched me thermostat?
[everyone points at Squidward]
Squidward Tentacles : Oh, thanks a --
[Mr. Krabs pulls him away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : You're welcome, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs : Mr. Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. Read this.
Squidward Tentacles : [reading disclaimer] Do not touch thermostat ever.
Mr. Krabs : [Sets it back to 62] Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat!
Squidward Tentacles : That's totally selfish!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!
Mr. Krabs : What?
[sees just that]
Mr. Krabs : Hey, you kids get off of my lawn!
