The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

He Who Laughs Last (1977)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Robin : [the Gotham Junkyard is burning down]  Holy Burning Trash! I never thought the Joker would do anything like this.

  Batman : I don't think he meant to, Robin. Looks like he just wanted a small blaze in there, but the sparks jumped across the road. That's what happens when you play with fire.

• Robin : Holy Alphabet! Then R is next...

  Batman : I'd better call the Commissioner.

• Robin : [referring to Bat-Mite]  Holy Aggravation, Batman! What are we gonna do with him?

  Batman : The question, Robin, is what we're going to do with you.

• Batman : Commissioner.

  Commissioner Gordon : Officer, arrest that man.

  Police Officer : Batman?

  Commissioner Gordon : That's right, I want Batman arrested.

  Robin : Arrested? Holy False Imprisonment!

  Bat-Mite : [appears in a puff of smoke]  Suffering Saturn!

• Batman : Where there's smoke, there's fire. And maybe the Joker, too.