- Robin: [about Boyd Baxter] Holy Helium! If we could bottle all that hot air, Gotham CIty's energy problem would be licked.
- Bat Computer: Bat Message...
- Robin: Clayface and Catwoman made quite a team, Batman.
- Batman: But a team that didn't know the score, Robin. Crime never pays.
- Catwoman: Clayface, it's working purrfectly.
- Clayface: Couldn't be better. And this is only the beginning.
- Catwoman: Yes. Soon every drop of oil...
- [meows]
- Catwoman: ... in the country will be ours. We'll sell the stuff for a hundred dollars an ounce.
- Clayface: We'll be so rich, we'll never have to lift a finger again.
- Catwoman: Except to count our money.
- [giggles and meows]
- Bruce Wayne: [Bruce and Dick are slot car racing] Eat your heart out, Dickie-Boy, there's no way that jalopy of yours can beat mine.
- Dick Grayson: Don't count your chickens yet, Bruce.
- Commissioner Gordon: This oil disappearing act is driving me nuts, Barbara.
- Barbara Gordon: I know someone who can unravel this mystery, dad.
- Commissioner Gordon: Of course, Batman and Robin, they're on their way.
- Barbara Gordon: Actually, I was thinking of Batgirl.
- Commissioner Gordon: Haha! No, this is far too big for her.
- Barbara Gordon: Oh, come on, dad, Batgirl can do anything Batman can.
- Commissioner Gordon: You know dear, the way you stick up for Batgirl, you'd think she was your twin sister.
- Batman: [Batman confronts Catwoman and Clayface on top oil storage tank] All right, you two.
- [they're cardboard cut outs]
- Batman: Cardboard!
- [Clayface, in the form of a snake, jumps down from top of building and wraps himself around Batman]
- Clayface: So they are, Bat-Bumbler! But I'm for real.
- [squeezes Batman tightly]