The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

Curses! Oiled Again! (1977)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Batman : [about to depart in the Batboat]  Systems check, Robin?

  Robin : All systems optimum.

  Bat-Mite : Hey, Dynamic Duo, wait for Dynamic Me!

• Bat Computer : Bat Message...

  Robin : Clayface and Catwoman made quite a team, Batman.

  Batman : But a team that didn't know the score, Robin. Crime never pays.

• Bruce Wayne : [Bruce and Dick are slot car racing]  Eat your heart out, Dickie-Boy, there's no way that jalopy of yours can beat mine.

  Dick Grayson : Don't count your chickens yet, Bruce.

• Robin : Wow! I've never seen wheels move as fast as Catwoman's Kittycar!

  Batman : Hold on to your socks, Robin. You haven't seen anything yet.

• Batman : [Batman confronts Catwoman and Clayface on top oil storage tank]  All right, you two.

  [they're cardboard cut outs] 

  Batman : Cardboard!

  [Clayface, in the form of a snake, jumps down from top of building and wraps himself around Batman] 

  Clayface : So they are, Bat-Bumbler! But I'm for real.

  [squeezes Batman tightly]