The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

Birds of a Feather Fool Around Together (1977)

Lennie Weinrib: Commissioner Gordon, The Joker, The Penguin

Quotes 

• The Penguin : I, the infamous Penguin, perpetrator of paramount crimes, harlequin of whodunnits and... fly in the ointment of justice, is throwing in the towel. I...

  [snickers] 

  The Penguin : ... quit. Going out of business. Kaput. I'm turning myself in.

• The Penguin : [laughs]  We'll know soon enough, Gigi, if my brilliant but untested Crime Slime is going to work.

  Gigi : Gosh, you're smart, boss.

  The Penguin : How right you are, my dear.

• Batman : [after being forced to breathe in Crime Slime]  I thought we were buddies, Penguin. What are you keeping us down in this dump for?

  Robin : Yeah, we got places to go and crimes to commit.

  The Penguin : [having switched bodies with Bat-Mite] 

  [laughs] 

  The Penguin : Well now, you sound like a man after my own heart, Robin.

  [pushes a remote to conjure up a flight of stairs so the Dynamic Duo can get out of the basement] 

  Batman : He's really after your wallet, Penguin, so hang on to it.

• The Penguin : [in Bat-Mite's body]  Batman, I need a favor...

  Batman : Name it, old buddy.

  Robin : Yeah, but make sure it's against the law. After all, we might as well have some fun doin' it.