The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

Birds of a Feather Fool Around Together (1977)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Batman : [after being forced to breathe in Crime Slime]  I thought we were buddies, Penguin. What are you keeping us down in this dump for?

  Robin : Yeah, we got places to go and crimes to commit.

  The Penguin : [having switched bodies with Bat-Mite] 

  [laughs] 

  The Penguin : Well now, you sound like a man after my own heart, Robin.

  [pushes a remote to conjure up a flight of stairs so the Dynamic Duo can get out of the basement] 

  Batman : He's really after your wallet, Penguin, so hang on to it.

• The Penguin : [in Bat-Mite's body]  Batman, I need a favor...

  Batman : Name it, old buddy.

  Robin : Yeah, but make sure it's against the law. After all, we might as well have some fun doin' it.

• Batman : Time to put a stop to this nonsense.