- Sweet Tooth: If you want your water back, tell your Commissioner it'll cost five million dollars.
- Robin: That's a heck of a lotta jellybeans!
- Sweet Tooth: Exactly.
- Robin: Prison will do you good. You can learn a trade, something you can get your sweet tooth into.
- Sweet Tooth: That's not funny, Boy Blunder! Just for that, my ransom is now up to ten million!
- [laughs wickedly]
- Batman: You're impossible to deal with, Sweet Tooth!
- Sweet Tooth: It's time to make desert out of those two.
- Batman: It's some kind of oil slick, Robin.
- Robin: [after tasting a sample of the sticky substance] Holy Bananasplits! It's marshmallow topping, Batman.
- Batman: No wonder it's sticking to the engine.
- Sweet Tooth: [laughs] You can't have a Sunday without nuts!
- [shoots nuts out of a hose on his vehicle]
- Bruce Wayne: Looks bad for Gotham City. Our children could be ruining their teeth and their health. We'd better get on this case, Robin.
- Dick Grayson: Ready, Batman.
- Robin: [Bat-Mite just fell off a building] Great Balls of Gravity, Batman! The little fella's in trouble.
- Sweet Tooth: [catches Dick snooping in the storage room] Who gave you permission to clean the storage room, kid?
- Dick Grayson: Uh, no one. I, I just thought I clean it...
- [Sweet Tooth rubs black paint off Dick's teeth with cloth]
- Sweet Tooth: Argh! No kid of mine has half those teeth!
- [Pulls pillow from under Dick's green sweater]
- Sweet Tooth: Boy, you certainly lost some weight, didn't you?
- Dick Grayson: Uh, well, I, uh...
- Sweet Tooth: You know who we got here, boys?
- Kid Gangmember: No, boss.
- Sweet Tooth: This is Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne's wart.
- [laughs]
- Dick Grayson: That's "ward."
- Dick Grayson: [after Batman saves him from being turned into a chocolate bar] Batman! Perfect timing.
- Batman: Couldn't let my best friend turn into a gooey chewy.