"The New Adventures of Batman" A Sweet Joke on Gotham City (TV Episode 1977) - Adam West as Batman, Bruce Wayne

Robin : Holy heavy rocks, Batman! That thing would've hit us for sure.

Batman : I know, Robin, and we only have the Bat-Mite to thank.
Robin : Prison will do you good. You can learn a trade, something you can get your sweet tooth into.

Sweet Tooth : That's not funny, Boy Blunder! Just for that, my ransom is now up to ten million!

[laughs wickedly]

Batman : You're impossible to deal with, Sweet Tooth!
Sweet Tooth : It's time to make desert out of those two.

Batman : It's some kind of oil slick, Robin.

Robin : [after tasting a sample of the sticky substance] Holy Bananasplits! It's marshmallow topping, Batman.

Batman : No wonder it's sticking to the engine.

Sweet Tooth : [laughs] You can't have a Sunday without nuts!

[shoots nuts out of a hose on his vehicle]
Robin : Super Submerging Submarines, Batman! Did you see that?

Batman : Yes, I saw that. Sweet Tooth is full of surprises.
Bruce Wayne : Looks bad for Gotham City. Our children could be ruining their teeth and their health. We'd better get on this case, Robin.

Dick Grayson : Ready, Batman.
Batman : How would you like to be Robin now, Dick?

Dick Grayson : I thought you'd never ask.
Dick Grayson : [after Batman saves him from being turned into a chocolate bar] Batman! Perfect timing.

Batman : Couldn't let my best friend turn into a gooey chewy.

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne