Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Daredevil (2007)
Cynthia Hartzell: Kindergarten Teacher
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Quotes
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Kindergarten Teacher : They wanted to give you this.
[hands Harold and Joey a poster from the kids]
Little Girl : It's a picture of you!
Harold Krenshaw : That's me, huh?
[looking at the sketch of him on the poster]
Harold Krenshaw : Well, I hope not! Look at the size of my head!
Joey Krenshaw : I'm surprised you can stand up!
[They laugh together]
Harold Krenshaw : [noticing an unusual bridge-shaped object on the poster] And what is that?
Little Boy : The Golden Gate Bridge.
Harold Krenshaw : Really! What's keeping it up? Magic? Because I don't see any suspension cables! Joey, you got a pen?
[to the kids]
Harold Krenshaw : What's the matter with you?
[draws lines on the drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge with a Sharpie]
Harold Krenshaw : NOW it's a bridge.
Joey Krenshaw : It's basic physics.
Kindergarten Teacher : They're only six years old.
Harold Krenshaw : They're not going to learn any younger. That's what my Uncle Ronnie always says.
Joey Krenshaw : [notices an unusual drawing in the corner] What's this? A bird? My God, it must be 20 feet long!
Harold Krenshaw : Yeah! It looks like Mothra. Remember that old movie?
[Harold and Joey make a scene imitating the screaming from Mothra]
Kindergarten Teacher : [nervously] You're on the school board?
Harold Krenshaw : Yeah.
Joey Krenshaw : [takes a call on his phone] Hello?
Dr. Levine : Mr. Krenshaw?
Joey Krenshaw : That's right.
Dr. Levine : This is Dr. Levine calling from Reno. You wanted me to call if there was a change in your uncle's condition. I'm afraid it doesn't look good. You might think about coming home to say goodbye.
Joey Krenshaw : How long does he have?
Dr. Levine : Five days, maybe a week. I'm sorry, sir.
Joey Krenshaw : Thank you, doctor.
[Walks back over to Harold, who has been making lots of edits to the poster the children brought in]
Joey Krenshaw : All right, kids, you've got your notes. Why don't you go back to school and try again.
[Hands the poster over to them]
Harold Krenshaw : That was nice. Who was that?
[referring to the person on the phone]
Joey Krenshaw : Cousin, that was money calling, endorsement money. You ever heard of Neptune Energy Bars?
Harold Krenshaw : No.
Joey Krenshaw : Well, they've heard of you. They want to pay you $10,000 to be in their next commercial. Yeah, they're on a tight schedule. They need to shoot tomorrow morning. You think you're up for it?