Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Daredevil (2007)

David Koechner: Joey Krenshaw

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Quotes 

• Kindergarten Teacher : They wanted to give you this.

  [hands Harold and Joey a poster from the kids] 

  Little Girl : It's a picture of you!

  Harold Krenshaw : That's me, huh?

  [looking at the sketch of him on the poster] 

  Harold Krenshaw : Well, I hope not! Look at the size of my head!

  Joey Krenshaw : I'm surprised you can stand up!

  [They laugh together] 

  Harold Krenshaw : [noticing an unusual bridge-shaped object on the poster]  And what is that?

  Little Boy : The Golden Gate Bridge.

  Harold Krenshaw : Really! What's keeping it up? Magic? Because I don't see any suspension cables! Joey, you got a pen?

  [to the kids] 

  Harold Krenshaw : What's the matter with you?

  [draws lines on the drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge with a Sharpie] 

  Harold Krenshaw : NOW it's a bridge.

  Joey Krenshaw : It's basic physics.

  Kindergarten Teacher : They're only six years old.

  Harold Krenshaw : They're not going to learn any younger. That's what my Uncle Ronnie always says.

  Joey Krenshaw : [notices an unusual drawing in the corner]  What's this? A bird? My God, it must be 20 feet long!

  Harold Krenshaw : Yeah! It looks like Mothra. Remember that old movie?

  [Harold and Joey make a scene imitating the screaming from Mothra] 

  Kindergarten Teacher : [nervously]  You're on the school board?

  Harold Krenshaw : Yeah.

  Joey Krenshaw : [takes a call on his phone]  Hello?

  Dr. Levine : Mr. Krenshaw?

  Joey Krenshaw : That's right.

  Dr. Levine : This is Dr. Levine calling from Reno. You wanted me to call if there was a change in your uncle's condition. I'm afraid it doesn't look good. You might think about coming home to say goodbye.

  Joey Krenshaw : How long does he have?

  Dr. Levine : Five days, maybe a week. I'm sorry, sir.

  Joey Krenshaw : Thank you, doctor.

  [Walks back over to Harold, who has been making lots of edits to the poster the children brought in] 

  Joey Krenshaw : All right, kids, you've got your notes. Why don't you go back to school and try again.

  [Hands the poster over to them] 

  Harold Krenshaw : That was nice. Who was that?

  [referring to the person on the phone] 

  Joey Krenshaw : Cousin, that was money calling, endorsement money. You ever heard of Neptune Energy Bars?

  Harold Krenshaw : No.

  Joey Krenshaw : Well, they've heard of you. They want to pay you $10,000 to be in their next commercial. Yeah, they're on a tight schedule. They need to shoot tomorrow morning. You think you're up for it?