Writing Credits (in alphabetical order)
| Jessie Gaskell | ... | (written by) |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | (written by) |
| Andy Richter | ... | (written by) |
Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Self - Host | |
| Andy Richter | ... | Self - Announcer / Dean Otis Bachmeier | |
| Tom Cruise | ... | Self - Guest | |
| Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band | ... | Themselves - Featuring | |
| Jake Tapper | ... | Jake Tapper | |
| Jeffrey Dean Morgan | ... | Self - Guest | |
| Norman Reedus | ... | Self - Special Appearance | |
| James Adomian | ... | Bernie Sanders | |
| Isaac Hempstead Wright | ... | Self - Special Appearance | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Michael Busch | ... | Blackbirdman (uncredited) | |
| Sofia Esmaili | ... | Gifted Student (uncredited) | |
| Jake Getman | ... | Gifted Student (uncredited) | |
| Hayden James | ... | Gifted Student (uncredited) | |
Editing by
| Robert James Ashe | ||
Makeup Department
| Jen Fregozo | ... | makeup artist |
| Carol Mitchell | ... | key hair stylist |
| Cynthia P. Romo | ... | assistant hair stylist |
| Mara Rouse | ... | makeup artist |
Sound Department
| Robert Ohlandt | ... | sound effects (uncredited) |
Special Effects by
| Cameron Davidson | ... | special effects technician |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Dave Forrest | ... | camera operator / jib camera operator |
| Will Gossett | ... | lighting director |
| Rob Hume | ... | Lighting Designer |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Heather Karasek | ... | costumer |
| Maria Lubanovic | ... | costume intern |
| Juliette Lunger | ... | costumer |
| Christy Tobin | ... | costume assistant |
Additional Crew
| Michael D'Amico | ... | transmission engineer (uncredited) |
