- Rick Sanchez: It's a calling card from Miles Knightly, a heist artist - AKA a hipster dick whose adventures are 60% putting a crew together and 40% revealing that the robbery already happened and he's not worth our time because he's a HACK PIECE OF SHIT!
- Rick Sanchez: It's showtime Morty and I don't mean a bad impression of HBO, I mean it's time for a show.
- Rick Sanchez: Let that ointment sit for 10 minutes or you'll die. Don't let it sit for 12 or I'll have to hunt down what you become.