- Luke McCoy: [meeting Pepino for the first time] We're the McCoys. I'm - I'm Luke, and that there's my wife, Kate.
- Kate McCoy: We just got married before leaving home.
- Pepino: Just married.
- [begins speaking quickly in Spanish]
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: [looking to Luke] I say he's Russian.
- Luke McCoy: He says he's Mexican.
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: It's just his word ag'in mine.
- Hassie: My name's Hassie.
- Luke McCoy: She's my sister, and that there's my little brother - that's Luke.
- Pepino: Pardon me for asking, Señor, but how does it happen that two brothers both have the same name?
- Luke McCoy: Well, you see, in the excitement of having him, ma and pa plum forgot they already had me.
- Pepino: [to himself] I've got to remember not to ask so many questions.
- Luke McCoy: And this here - this here is Grampa Amos. That's the oldest livin' real McCoy.