Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Reno Wilson: Mudflap

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Quotes 

• [the Twins, in ice cream truck mode, enter a NEST warehouse] 

  Skids : Badass ice cream truck coming through... scuse me, scuse me...

  [New alternate modes are seen: two cars, green and red] 

  Skids : Yeah, baby! It's upgrade time!

  Mudflap : Yes, sir! This is my booty call right here. Time to get my sexy on with the green...

  [does a dance] 

  Skids : Ah, no, green is MINE! I call green!

  [tackles Mudflap and flips him over] 

  Skids : I got the green!

  Mudflap : That hurt, man!

  Skids : It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-kickin'!

• Skids , Mudflap : [slogan on ice cream truck]  Decepticons: Suck my popsicle!

• [starting a fight] 

  Skids : Are you scared?

  Mudflap : Scared? Scared of your ugly face!

  Skids : I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!

• [an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road] 

  Skids : Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream...

  Mudflap : Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!

• Skids : Oh, look who came sashaying back.

  Mudflap : Hair growing like a Chia Pet, look at him.

  Leo Spitz : I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?

  Mudflap : That's 'cause you're a pussy.

  Leo Spitz : I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through.

  [directs attention to Sam] 

  Leo Spitz : Hey, you say you have in your head? I know someone who can help.

  Sam Witwicky : Who?

  Leo Spitz : RoboWarrior.

• [Skids and Mudflap try to chase Sideways as an ice cream, but crash into a wall] 

  Mudflap : I messed that up... I'm okay...

  Skids : This is combat, man!

  Mudflap : I got brain freeze!

  Skids : What's wrong with you?

  [punches Mudflap] 

• [Devastator activates his vortex grinder] 

  Mudflap : Oh, look at this motherf...!

  Skids : [smacked in the head by whirlwind debris]  Mean robots suck!

• [sucked into Devastator's vortex] 

  Mudflap : I don't want to die! Kung fu grip, boy, kung fu grip...!

  [gets sucked inside] 

• Skids , Mudflap : Yo, Leo!

  Leo Spitz : This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.

  Mudflap : That's 'cause you's a wuss.

  Leo Spitz : You guys forced me into that car, right? So.

  Mudflap : I think he's scared.

  Skids : Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?

  Mudflap : Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?

  Skids : Not in MY trunk!

  Leo Spitz : Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you, okay? I'm right here and I can hear you! No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? I've had a HELL of a day!

  Mudflap : [mockingly]  Boogy-boogy-boogy-boo!

  Skids : Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?

  Mudflap : Go whine to your boyfriend.

• [fighting Devastator] 

  Mudflap : Nobody messes with me! In your face!

  [fires on Devastator] 

  Skids : [climbs on Devastator]  Kick butt, Mudflap!

  [Mudflap jumps off Devastator and Skids hurls him a grapple to swing on] 

  Mudflap : Nobody messes with the Twins!

• Mudflap : [breaking out of Devastator's head]  You're never eating me! I'm gonna bust your face up!

• Sam Witwicky : Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?

  [shows the Twins the symbols he drew] 

  Skids : That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertronian.

  Mudflap : That's some serious stuff, right there.

  Sam Witwicky : They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?

  Skids : Read?

  Mudflap : No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.

  Sam Witwicky : If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.

• [the Twins chase Sideways] 

  Mudflap : Whatcha gonna do?

• [hiding from the police, hanging on a wall] 

  Skids : This is what's called blending in, like a ninja...

  Mudflap : Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face!