Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Tom Kenny: Wheelie, Skids

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Quotes 

• Jetfire : Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?

  Sam Witwicky : The Decepticons.

  [Jetfire grimaces and spits] 

  Jetfire : Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.

  Sam Witwicky : What do you mean, changed sides?

  Jetfire : It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

  Wheelie : You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?

  Jetfire : If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!

• [the Twins, in ice cream truck mode, enter a NEST warehouse] 

  Skids : Badass ice cream truck coming through... scuse me, scuse me...

  [New alternate modes are seen: two cars, green and red] 

  Skids : Yeah, baby! It's upgrade time!

  Mudflap : Yes, sir! This is my booty call right here. Time to get my sexy on with the green...

  [does a dance] 

  Skids : Ah, no, green is MINE! I call green!

  [tackles Mudflap and flips him over] 

  Skids : I got the green!

  Mudflap : That hurt, man!

  Skids : It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-kickin'!

• Skids , Mudflap : [slogan on ice cream truck]  Decepticons: Suck my popsicle!

• [starting a fight] 

  Skids : Are you scared?

  Mudflap : Scared? Scared of your ugly face!

  Skids : I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!

• Sam Witwicky : Maybe we can help each other. You know things I don't know, I know things you don't know...

  Leo Spitz : I don't think he knows what we know.

  [Sam carves Cybertronian symbols into the ground with a dagger] 

  Sam Witwicky : I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind, and Megatron want what's in my mind, him and someone called the Fallen...

  Jetfire : The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust! The original Decepticon! He's terrible to work for, it's always apocalyose, chaos, crisis...

  [scrutinizes the symbols] 

  Jetfire : These transcriptions, they were part of my mission! The Fallen's search... I remember now!... for the Dagger's Tip, a-and the Key!

  Sam Witwicky : Slow down! The Dagger's Tip? The Key? What are you talking about?

  Jetfire : [activating a space bridge]  No time to explain! Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!

  [Humans and robots vanish into a flare of light, they all fall in the sand as they arrive in Egypt] 

  Jetfire : Well, that wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet.

  Wheelie : [tumbling]  Hey, that freaking hurt!

• Wheelie : I will have so many Decepticons on your butt!

  Mikaela Banes : [brings out blowtorch]  Hey, behave!

  Sam Witwicky : What is it, a Decepticon?

  Mikaela Banes : Yeah.

  Sam Witwicky : And you're training him?

  Mikaela Banes : I'm trying to.

  Agent Simmons : I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

  Wheelie : Huh? Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?

• Wheelie : I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides too, Warrior Goddess!

  [climbs on Mikaela's foot] 

  Wheelie : Who's your little Autobot?

  Mikaela Banes : Aww, you're cute...

  Wheelie : Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name...

  Sam Witwicky : What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?

  Mikaela Banes : At least he's faithful, Sam.

  Mikaela Banes : Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. Can you just... Can you stop?

  [pulls Wheelie off Mikaela] 

  Wheelie : Hey, what are you doing?

  Sam Witwicky : Just stay right there, okay? I'm not gonna tell you again.

• [an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road] 

  Skids : Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream...

  Mudflap : Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!

• [Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet] 

  Wheelie : Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.

  [Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol...] 

  Mikaela Banes : Oh, shit... It's a Deception!

  Agent Simmons : Decepticon? Behind the MiG NOW!

  [Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms] 

  Jetfire : What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?

  [Jetfire spots the humans] 

  Jetfire : Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath!

  [Cautiously, the humans approach the robot] 

  Jetfire : You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!

  [bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam] 

  Jetfire : Oh, bugger it!

  [stands upright] 

  Jetfire : Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!

  Wheelie : I tell you, this guy did NOT age well!

  Mikaela Banes : I don't think he's gonna hurt us...

• [Mikaela discovers Wheelie and captures him] 

  Wheelie : Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?

  Mikaela Banes : What are you doing here, you little freak?

  [she grabs a blowtorch, and burns Wheelie's right eye off] 

  Wheelie : That's my eye, you crazy bitch!

  [clips a blue eye over his injured one as a replacement] 

  Mikaela Banes : You gonna talk now?

  Wheelie : I seek knowledge from the Cube. The Fallen demands me!

  Mikaela Banes : What knowledge?

  Wheelie : You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead with that shard!

  [Mikaela toys with Wheelie's good eye with the blowtorch] 

  Wheelie : Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!

  Mikaela Banes : Then I'm your worst nightmare!

  Wheelie : Hey, hey, hey!

  [Mikaela grabs Wheelie and stuffs him in a box] 

• Mikaela Banes : [to Wheelie]  I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about your eye. But if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna put out your other eye. I'm not gonna hurt you. Just tell me what these symbols are, please...

  Wheelie : [examines the documents]  Oh... oh, I know that, that's the language of the Primes! I don't read it, but these guys... Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?

  Sam Witwicky : Is this them?

  Wheelie : Yeah! Seekers, pal! Oldest of the old! They've been here for thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what, nobody tells me nothing. But they'll translate those symbols for you. And I know where to find them!

• Skids : Oh, look who came sashaying back.

  Mudflap : Hair growing like a Chia Pet, look at him.

  Leo Spitz : I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?

  Mudflap : That's 'cause you're a pussy.

  Leo Spitz : I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through.

  [directs attention to Sam] 

  Leo Spitz : Hey, you say you have in your head? I know someone who can help.

  Sam Witwicky : Who?

  Leo Spitz : RoboWarrior.

• Sam Witwicky : I'm sorry, what were you saying?

  [Jetfire thrusts himself right in their faces, making them fall over] 

  Jetfire : I told you my name was Jetfire! So stop judging me!

  Wheelie : Whoa, somebody shit the bed this morning!

• [Skids and Mudflap try to chase Sideways as an ice cream, but crash into a wall] 

  Mudflap : I messed that up... I'm okay...

  Skids : This is combat, man!

  Mudflap : I got brain freeze!

  Skids : What's wrong with you?

  [punches Mudflap] 

• [Devastator activates his vortex grinder] 

  Mudflap : Oh, look at this motherf...!

  Skids : [smacked in the head by whirlwind debris]  Mean robots suck!

• Skids , Mudflap : Yo, Leo!

  Leo Spitz : This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.

  Mudflap : That's 'cause you's a wuss.

  Leo Spitz : You guys forced me into that car, right? So.

  Mudflap : I think he's scared.

  Skids : Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?

  Mudflap : Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?

  Skids : Not in MY trunk!

  Leo Spitz : Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you, okay? I'm right here and I can hear you! No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? I've had a HELL of a day!

  Mudflap : [mockingly]  Boogy-boogy-boogy-boo!

  Skids : Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?

  Mudflap : Go whine to your boyfriend.

• [spying on Mikaela] 

  Wheelie : You're hot, but you ain't too bright!

• [fighting Devastator] 

  Mudflap : Nobody messes with me! In your face!

  [fires on Devastator] 

  Skids : [climbs on Devastator]  Kick butt, Mudflap!

  [Mudflap jumps off Devastator and Skids hurls him a grapple to swing on] 

  Mudflap : Nobody messes with the Twins!

• Skids : Shhh! Undercover, y'all! You gotta blend in with your surroundings, you gotta be part of the landscape...

• Ticket Agent : And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?

  Wheelie : [muffled, inside a box]  Yeah, a live bomb! Tick, tick, tick...

  [Mikaela slams her foot on the box] 

  Mikaela Banes : No.

• [Bumblebee throws the Twins out of Petra] 

  Skids : Ah, now that's rude...

• Sam Witwicky : Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?

  [shows the Twins the symbols he drew] 

  Skids : That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertronian.

  Mudflap : That's some serious stuff, right there.

  Sam Witwicky : They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?

  Skids : Read?

  Mudflap : No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.

  Sam Witwicky : If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.

• [Wheelie gets his foot caught in a mousetrap and starts cursing, catching Bones's attention] 

  Wheelie : What're you looking at, yah slobberpuss?

  [he gets his other foot caught in a sticky pad] 

  Wheelie : This place is a freaking house of horrors!

• Skids : OW, man, you shot me in the face!

• [a diminutive Egyptian Guard comes up to them] 

  Agent Simmons : These are my people. I'm one-thirty-six Arab.

  Wheelie : Great, a freaking Munchkin! Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall.

• [Mikaela throws her suitcase at Alice, and collects it back] 

  Wheelie : [inside the case]  Let me out! Let me out!

• [Wheelie tracks Mikaela as she leaves the Witwicky home] 

  Wheelie : [transmitting]  Female has sliver from Cube...

  Soundwave : Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her, retrieve it.

• [hiding from the police, hanging on a wall] 

  Skids : This is what's called blending in, like a ninja...

  Mudflap : Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face!

• Sam Witwicky : Okay guys, low profile, all right?

  Wheelie : Some of us have work to do! Dumb Autobots...