Mostly Ghostly (2007 Video)

Sterling Beaumon: Max Doyle

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Quotes 

• Max Doyle : [talking to himself]  Am I a man or a mouse? I DO like cheese.

• Max Doyle : Hey, I can't risk a leg injury. There's a dance after the Halloween talent show, and I don't want to disappoint all the lucky girls who begged me for a shot.

  Colin Doyle : [scoffs]  No girls talk to you.

  Max Doyle : Hey, yesterday I asked a girl to go to the dance with me and she said no. I call that talking!

• Max Doyle : Dad, I forgot to ask. What's "paranormal?"

  Colin Doyle : [interjecting]  Easy. It's two normals.

• Phears : We will meet again; and, if you tell anyone that you've seen me, my cape-dwelling friends and I will haunt them and make their lives unlivable. Understand? Tell no one - especially your parents. I know where you live, Max. When was the last time you saw your parents grovel for mercy?

  Max Doyle : At my Cousin Skeeter's piano recital?

  Phears : What?

• [repeated line] 

  Max Doyle : From the light of Earth, the dark descends. Should they return, that all depends.

• John Doyle : You know the best magic there is?

  Max Doyle : Colin remembering to flush.

• Max Doyle : [to Buster, the family dog]  Dog spit. Don't you ever swallow? You're like Grandma on Thanksgiving.

• Max Doyle : Mom? Dad? We have mice... with really... big... hands!

• Tara : [telepathically]  I need you to come to me - now!

  Max Doyle : Are you crazy? There's a whole bunch of people down there that I usually try to kill in video games.

• Max Doyle : I'm back, I'm alive, but my face hurts.

• Max Doyle : Let's see what junk my mom put in the truck.