Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (TV Series)

Bridget Everett: Still Hot To The Touch (2019)

Bridget Everett: Self

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• Bridget Everett : Y'know, I'm good friends with

  [name bleeped] 

  Bridget Everett : and that's...

  Jerry Seinfeld : I don't like him. At all.

  [Bridget laughs] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : In fact, I have a particular feeling about him. I had kind of forgotten about him...

  Bridget Everett : Mm-hmm.

  Jerry Seinfeld : ...And then there was a little article about him in the paper, and even in that, there was a veiled referenced to his dislike of what I did.

  Bridget Everett : Really.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Didn't have my name, of course. He used to rail against comedians, 'cause they weren't as wild and dangerous as he was, cause he sucked.

  [Bridget laughs] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Okay? He wasn't funny.

  Bridget Everett : Yeah.

  Jerry Seinfeld : And that's why he didn't get anywhere.

  Bridget Everett : Yeah.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Period.

  Bridget Everett : This feels, I feel very tense right now.

  Jerry Seinfeld : He sucked. 'Cause in comedy, nobody gives a fuck...

  Bridget Everett : Yeah.

  Jerry Seinfeld : ...If you're cool, if you're lame. If you're funny, you win. If you're not funny, you don't. And he's not funny. That's why he had to do that stupid fucking voice, because you have no fucking act.

  Bridget Everett : [still laughing]  I feel very stressed out.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, you can tell him, by the way, all that. And that's why he didn't like me, because I could actually do it. I can do it, I can do comedy.

  Bridget Everett : Yeah...

  Jerry Seinfeld : He can't.

  Bridget Everett : [laughing]  God...

  Jerry Seinfeld : And that's why he doesn't like me. That's what that's about.

  Bridget Everett : Oh my God. I've never seen you like this before.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, I've never been like this before. And I'll tell you where else it came from...

  Bridget Everett : Everything's fine, I'm just gonna hold this...

  [grabs a clay sculpture from the window and holds it] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Stupid fucker. You're not scary or dangerous, you're just weak on stage, that's what you are. You're weak, you're a weak act.

  Bridget Everett : I love him.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You can love him. He's gonna need the love. He's not gonna get it from the public. Because you don't have any skills. You don't have any talent.

  [laughs] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : You've got some people you don't care for.

  Bridget Everett : Yeah, I've got a couple.