Battletoads (2020 Video Game)
Eric Bauza: Rash, Porkshank, Glorp, Axeley, Gymnast Leader
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Quotes
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Julie Saturnrings : So, frogs, how you feelin'? Stupid?
Zitz : We're not frogs, we're toads.
Pimple : The Battletoads.
Rash : We're famous superheroes!
Julie Saturnrings : This just in: "No, you're not!"
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[first lines]
Fewchure : Being a bad guy is great. Cool hideout, fancy hoverboards...
Hedgear : And no one can tell me to wear a shirt.
[the Battletoads appears]
Hedgear : Oh, no! It's the Mega-Famous Battletoads! Including Zitz, the leader; Pimple, the strong one; and Rash, the sunglasses one!
Rash : Don't forget best kisser!
Zitz : Enough talk! It's time to...
[to Rash]
Zitz : Best kisser? Why are you the best kisser?
Rash : Uh, maybe because I practice on my hand ALL THE TIME.
[Pimple punches the goons outside through the glass window]
Zitz : That just means you're the best at kissing your hand.
Pimple : C'mon, there's more goons outside.
[the Battletoads jumps off the window to defeat bad guys]
Zitz : [stops for a second and tries kissing his own fist] Yuck.
[jumps off the window]
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[When they saw Jeff just died by falling from a stolen spaceship from outer space]
Lumberjack Leader : Jeff didn't exactly stick the landing.
Gymnast Leader : Was that a gymnast joke, you lumberjack sack of crap?
Lumberjack Leader : Are you making fun of the sack-lunches we lumberjacks bring into the forest?
Gymnast Leader : Goodbye, truce; welcome back, sweet war!
[the lumberjacks and the gymnasts now fights each other]