Parental Guidance (2012)
Bailee Madison: Harper Simmons
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Quotes
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Artie Decker : Harper, here're your sausages.
Harper Decker Simmons : Soy-sages.
Artie Decker : Soysages? Where are you, the Bronx?
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Harper Decker Simmons : [eating ice cream cake] Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice cream!
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Artie Decker : For the record, I was never going to actually spank Barker.
Harper Decker Simmons : But you said you were.
Artie Decker : But I didn't.
Harper Decker Simmons : But he didn't know that.
Artie Decker : That's *why* it worked.
Harper Decker Simmons : Oh.
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[from trailer]
Harper Decker Simmons : [with a mouthful of cake] Yogurt not like ice cream! You lied!
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Diane Decker : Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!
Harper Decker Simmons : I stunk.
Diane Decker : You most certainly did not!
[to Dr. Schveer]
Diane Decker : Wasn't she wonderful?
Dr. Schveer : No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!
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Harper Decker Simmons : Just type in 'get to school'.
Artie Decker : Why is that easier than you just telling me how to get there?