Year One (2009)

Oliver Platt: High Priest

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• High Priest : Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters... Instant death!

  Oh : Who cleans it?

• King : How did you become high priest?

  High Priest : I'm your brother-in-law.

• High Priest : [the eunuch removes one of his testicles from his leather pouch. Throws and hits Zed with it]  HIGH PRIEST: Did he just hurl his own ball at him? How spectacular.

• High Priest : Oh please, if you're a virgin, then I'm a fuzzy little gerbil. Back to the whorehouse with you.

• High Priest : Boy, rub me with oil.