- the Dauphin: Yes, my friends, you're looking at the poor, disappeared Dauphin, Louis the Sixteenth, son of Louis the Seventeenth... and Marie Antoinette.
- the Duke: Don't you mean Charlemagne? You must be six or sevenhundred years old!
- Huckleberry Finn: Sorry, chicken, but if that sounds like what I think it sounds like, it's trouble. I don't want any part of that!
- Jim: Huck, sometimes I think you never will understand that, Kings and Dukes, well, they just gotta be treated special, see, they're not like you and me.
- Huckleberry Finn: Thank God for that much!