Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Wrong Man (2007)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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• Adrian Monk : You should have seen him at that hearing. Staring at me, he hates me. At least we have that in common.

• Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, I'm kinda of choosey about who I make out with.

  Adrian Monk : What? You made out with a leper!

  Natalie Teeger : That's different. You sent him to prison, why don't you make out with him?

• Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, I don't think he wants your help.

  Adrian Monk : How do you know?

  Natalie Teeger : Well, the "curl up and die" thing was kind of a hint.

• Adrian Monk : This is a bad, bad, bad man. Sherry, I made a mistake, and then I compounded the mistake. Don't you make the same mistake, by compounding... my other... mistake... my first...

• Adrian Monk : [handing Max a box]  All right, Max, this is for you... Ah, it's... it's a little something.

  Max Barton : Yeah? Fourteen years of my life in there.

  Adrian Monk : No, just mostly caramels.

  Natalie Teeger : Pretzel.

  Adrian Monk : And a chocolate pretzel.

• Adrian Monk : [after accidentally angering Barton by telling him that his ex-wife might be seeing someone else]  I could be wrong, Max, I am not an expert on toilet seats. Did she stand up when she made water? Look, I could be wrong.