Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend (2007)
Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger
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Quotes
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Natalie Teeger : [as Monk mounts the motorcycle behind Nathalie] Okay, here we go. Born to be mild!
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Natalie Teeger : Randy, what we're about to tell you is absolutely confidential; you cannot repeat it to anybody.
Lt. Randall Disher : Are you in love with me?
Natalie Teeger : [dumbstruck] What? No!
Adrian Monk : I think Linda Fusco might have killed her partner.
Lt. Randall Disher : Can't believe that. There's no way, Monk.
Natalie Teeger : Am I in love with you?
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Natalie Teeger : Maybe she had a jetpack, like in those James Bond movies.
Lt. Randall Disher : There's no such thing as a working jetpack. Don't ask me how I know.
Adrian Monk : Randy, do you have any ideas? One of your crazy theories?
Lt. Randall Disher : My crazy theories. Like what?
Natalie Teeger : Like me being in love with you?
Lt. Randall Disher : Oh, do you think that's crazier than Linda Fusco flying across San Francisco on a jetpack?
Natalie Teeger : Too close to call.
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Adrian Monk : [about Natalie's motorcycle] Where did you get that?
Natalie Teeger : From a biker friend of mine. I did him a favor once.
Adrian Monk : What kind of favor?
Natalie Teeger : Do you really want to know?
Adrian Monk : Nuh-uh.
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Adrian Monk : [looking at his stopwatch] Ready, and GO!
[Natalie steps on the pedals of her motorcycle, and Monk, who isn't hanging on to her, goes flying and sprawls on the grass]
Natalie Teeger : Are you all right?
Adrian Monk : [getting to his feet] Wipes.
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Natalie Teeger : We have some great news. We think we know who killed Sean Corcoran.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's great! That was fast!
Adrian Monk : Yeah.
[in a tone that generally means "very bad news"]
Adrian Monk : This individual has a motive, owns a shotgun, and had access to the house.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Well let's pick him up. What's his name?
[Monk and Natalie look at each other, and try to think for a few seconds, trying to get enough bravery to answer]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, the suspect has a name, right?
Adrian Monk : [eventually finishes thinking] Linda. Linda Fusco.
[Stottlemeyer cracks at this, not understanding Monk's seriousness about the matter]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's hilarious. You got me right there.
[He starts to get into his car]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : See you guys mañana.
Natalie Teeger : Captain. He's *not* joking. He never jokes.
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Adrian Monk : [referring to video chat] I guess you can't call people in your underwear.
Natalie Teeger : Sure you can!
Adrian Monk : Natalie. They would see you!
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Adrian Monk : We are really going to have to haul bottom.
Natalie Teeger : Haul bottom?
Adrian Monk : It's biker talk!