Californication (TV Series)

The Devil's Threesome (2007)

Pamela Adlon: Marcy Runkle

Quotes 

• Marcy Runkle : Do you know how hard it is to get a girl off? It's like disconnecting a bomb. I mean, there's all these wires and all down there, who knows which one you're supposed to cross, or pull... plus: the studies show that the female orgasm is like 99% mental - who has time for that!

  Karen : Okay, so - so that's good. So you want to go back to the four-minute gruntfest thing, like in-out, done...

  Marcy Runkle : Yeah.

  Karen : So you're done with the, uh - the lesbetarian experiment...

  Marcy Runkle : The grass is always greener, you know?

  Karen : Uh-huh.

  Marcy Runkle : Isn't that how you got engaged to be buried?

• Karen : It's a Canadian diamond.

  Marcy : Are they good with the diamonds, the Canadians? I thought just the bacon.

• Marcy Runkle : [re her fling with Dani]  The grass is always greener...

  Karen : Uh-huh.

  Marcy Runkle : ...you know...

  Karen : Uh-huh.

  Marcy Runkle : Isn't that how you ended up engaged to be buried?

  Karen : Hey!

  [shakes her head] 

  Karen : No Bill-bashing, you promised me. Stay on the subject.

  Marcy Runkle : That is the subject. Married people bored out of their minds looking for some strange. It *never* solves what was wrong in the first place.

  Karen : Oh, like you're such a fucking expert.